Thursday, March 31, 2005

the f***ed up IDOL results...

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I’m sad… very, very sad…. But I think I’m more of mad… grrrr….

Before I give you the completely disappointing indescribably maddening results, let me first share with you what happened earlier…

Well, they sang Everything is beautiful and I just wish nobody will vote for this song cuz god knows how much it sucks to hear this song because of the one who opened it, yup, u got it right, it’s the fat pig once again… grrr…… I think the first one will win by a mile….
Oh, the commercial looked really funny, one of the few reasons why Idol result shows is not that bad, well until today…

The results are in, and first in the Bottom three: Nadia. Ha! One down two to go. My predictions may be right. Man I do hope they send that fat pig home. Then, it’s time for my other prediction, yup, Ms. Piggy aka Jessica. Okay, two down one to go.. Here you go you piggy, time to be butchered….

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Oh, my fucking God!!! You gotta be kidding me!!! How can he possibly be safe????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Who the hell voted for this pig??? Is America all of a sudden tone deaf once again???
I swear I’d kill anyone who voted for this pig…. Grrrr… now, there’s three people left, Anwar, Vonzell and Anthony, Von is definitely safe, and so my biggest fear may just happen…. Anwar is in the bottom three tonight… NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My, Nadia is safe... God, the tension is gonna kill me.. and I wanna kill somebody… especially the pig… I know I’ve been pretty harsh to Jess but she don’t deserve to go home yet. Maybe next week but not today. And Anwar definitely ain’t gonna go home tonight, he’s going to the finals alright. And I’m glad the chance is still there, He’s safe. Jess is gone. Poor Jess. Weird though, cuz this time she ain’t cryin’. You go girl! At least you will be remembered as the one who got unfairly booted out, better than going home hated by everyone right???

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This is weird, but if you gonna take a look at it, last season, the 3rd person to go home was Amy Adams, and during the Top 11 night, she sang last, which Jessica did as well, and oh, during the first week, she was also in the bottom three, and Jessica was there too… And now, Jess got booted out as the third one… hmmm…. Coincidence ha? Wahehehe...

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Lost is kinda lost. But I’m still watching it.

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The Amazing Race had back-to-back episodes today, at first I thought Rob and Amber might be booted out, but I am so glad they weren’t. They are in South Africa, and I gotta give Meredith and Gretchen the biggest props for being able to pull through after having nothing when they lost the first time. And Lynn and Alex especially the gayer one, Lynn, take a good look at yourself first before saying anything, ha! You’re giving gay people a bad name. I hope you get eliminated and burned in the dessert soon. Poor Deana she better leave Ryan, he’s a screwhead…. The brothers were really lucky… really lucky… and really good runners…. Waheheh….

Hai.. I’m still sick… this one’s updated but the movie blog ain’t… nobody reads this one so why do I bother wahehehe…

Wednesday, March 30, 2005

enter the 90's...

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It’s Idol once again and we’re down to 10 finalists…. Ryan comes out in a Pretzel designed red shirt under the gray coat. We still don’t know what they’re theme for this week is so Ryan shows us how he played a guessing game with the contestants. Instead of giving clues like it’s the decade when Geri Haliwell quit the spice girls, he should have just said that it was the decade a president was caught with his pants down waheheheh..

If you’re answer is right then your answer must be the 90’s (wahehe). So okay, let’s get it on…

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Bo is up first. He did his usual stuff, playing with the mic stand singing on the table of the judges… very normal. Randy and Paula liked it… I didn’t like it as much and so did Simon, I do think over-experience may kill him in this competition…. He needs to find a remedy and quick… and oh, he’s in red too… and he starts to look a lot younger…

Verdict: Okay

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Ms. Piggy didn’t look like herself at all this week. Jessica looks thin. Good for her too bad the singing was not that great. I thought it was a nice song choice but her voice couldn’t catch up, she faltered in the refrain… Simon was right, she does need to work a hell lot more than other contestants like Nikko, and with the song she did, it’s quite possible to see her on the side of angels with other two contestants…

Verdict: Mediocre

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I believe he can fly. But I have to agree with Randy… he seems to be disregarding the low notes and concentrating more on hitting those big notes that he always do flawlessly… it’s okay Anwar… those notes will be enough to make you fly next week, I know you’re just saving you bests for the final stages of the competition…. Pitchy or not he’s still my boi

Verdict: Okay

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It seems that I'm the only one who truly believes that Nadia’s voice will not carry her through…. Simon is right, she may have been back to her usual I rocko typo but I don’t think the people loved it as much, well primarily because the song ain’t that great…. We will see…

Verdict: Mediocre

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Now the first time I heard that Constantine will sing I can’t make you love me. My brow rose. And the brow was right. It wasn’t that great but it was made for the fans. It was really funny. Constantine never failed to amuse me with his song choices and himself as well…. And Simon actually said he was better than Bo, that’s a first… and oh, Paula said that it was Constantine’s Best Male Vocal Performance, ah, I wonder how his Best Female Vocal Performance goes.

Verdict: Okay

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Nikko’s asking can we talk. Sure second boi. I thought this song was an original by Code Red wahehehe that’s why at first I was shocked wahehe… but it was a very good performance. Whoever Tevin Campbell is I don’t care he did great. It was funny cuz Paula was like dancing during the number and Simon was like asking her to stop and sit down… Paula’s giving so much love today and she’s acting a little weird…

Verdict: Good

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There’s something about the way he look tonight.. oh, yeah the glasses are off. Nice Anthony… and the shirt wow… you love green alright…. It’s like telling the people I’m refreshing. Wahehe… Simon mentioned that he likes Anthony but he is a bit harsh to him.. poor boi, don’t you see the hole in his neck??? Be kind….

Verdict: Okay

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It’s Independence Day and what better way to celebrate it than having Carrie sing country. She sang the same song in her final song before they were trimmed down on the Top 40 and she sang it better, I dunno maybe because there was no accompaniment. That neck thingy that she wears is starting to be a regular. Wahehehe… Simon loves her so much and well, he’s right she got “IT”.

Verdict: Better

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Wahaha… this is the day I’ve been waiting for… the day when this PIG will look like a whining pig as he sings…. You’ll definitely have your one last cry tomorrow and I’ll be fucking glad to see you go… and he even attempted to look slim with that oversize vertical striped polo… wahahahah… and I did confirm another thing, Paula’s on drugs, probably on ecstasy.. did you see how she acted and talked? It was as if she wanna hug everyone and share some love wahehe…

Verdict: Worst

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The bombshell in Vonzell is out again. Man, this girl is starting to be a threat, however she might end up like Trenyce or Jennifer…. She’s definitely not saying I have nothing now cuz she have me and the people of America who registered 3 million votes for her…

Verdict: Best

It was nice show, not as good as last week’s but at least not as bad as the first one… we’ll see who gets axed tomorrow but I know that you all hope that the pig finally be chopped… wahehe… don’t we all just wish that…. Till then..

Riddler--- OUT!

Riddler’s ranking:

1) Vonzell
2) Carrie
3) Nikko
4) Anwar
5) Constantine
6) Bo
7) Anthony
8) Jessica
9) Nadia
10) Scott



RED- the Bottom Three

Who should go:
Scott
Who might go:
Nadia or Jessica
Who will go:

Scott

Tuesday, March 29, 2005

around the TV world in 3 days

Okie, it’s been three days since the last time I’ve posted anything in here… sori… my conexion is fucked up… bear with me… I’m trying my best here… anyways, here are some of my updates…

On Lokal TV, Darna is not yet shown. It will begin airing next Monday and Angel looks slamming on that dress.

Kamao, which formerly air after TV Patrol World, is now after Hiram. I dunno if it’s up against Stairway to Heaven or Full House but whatever it is… it’s suicide…

Top 5 Reasons why Kamao was knockout..

5
It’s a contender copycat

4
It’s up against extra challenge

3
Pacquiao lost against Morales (totally predictable)

2
Vina Morales spill out lines like
“Itong game na ito hindi lang naman ito laru-laro”

1
Vina Morales is part of the show


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On survivor, The Ulong tribe finally won… too bad it’s not the immunity but at least they won something. They won the reward challenge and because of the stupidity of James they lost the immunity challenge. It’s a good thing he’s gone. I’d rather have Ibrahim than that asshole from the South. Go Stephanie and Bobby John!!!

I saw this wonderful show, it airs every Friday at 7:30 pm on ETC… Significant Others is the title of the show and its laugh out loud one hell of a sitcom. I dunno which came first Arrested Development or this one, but they’re both entertaining. See them both ever Friday at ETC.

Saturday, March 26, 2005

11-1=10

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The results are in…. what did America do??? Well, we’re about to find out…

But first, did you notice how all black Ryan was? Anyways, after all the controversy it’s time for them to do their second group presentation. And if America needs to decided what song they want them to release why the hell are they choosing songs that I wouldn’t wanna hear again????? He ain’t heaven he’s my brother???? C’mon what’s next she ain’t hell she’s my sister???

It was a good thing they sang pretty well despite the obvious “sapawan”. But I am definitely not voting for this song if ever. Anyways, the Ford commercial looked very cute. I loved it.

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Enough of the trash talk let’s g to the results. Ryan, as always, tells them one by one who’s in and how’s in the bottom three. Our first member? Nadia. Some were shock, but I was not. C’mon she deserves to be there after that time wasting performance. Next member? Mikalah. Now, if somebody’s gonna fight me over this you better be ready to be castrated.. and last, no not the piggy boy, not the piggy girl as well. It’s the trying-to-be-hot-and-sexy-but-fails-oh-so-miserably Anthony Federov. Will he end up as another tennis player? Apparently not, he’s safe tonight. And oh, did you catch that. HE and Anwar just shared a hug. Hmmm… Anwar inititated.. but no retorts from him.… hmmm….

Aftre the commercial break, Ryan asked Nadia how did she felt about the performance nw that she’s here. And, with all the angst and arrogance in this world she said She felt happy about it… Yeah right. Convince yourself girl, it may be the last time you will be able to. But she’s luck cuz Mikalah is out. Oh, Jessica looks like a weeping pig. Poor piggyCarrie is crying too poor beauty….

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After seeing the I-just-woke-up-didn’t-have-the-time-to-brush-my-hair look of Mikalah from the auditions, I thought it’s all over. Why did Ryan have to talk to her now she’s not stopping. She tries to thank everyone and attempts to be jolly and all. Honey you’re going home! Now she said this is only the beginning. Ah, as if?! You wish! You’re so done as my nightmare last night. Man, that lasted for a minute. Don’t let her sing no more.

Hmm.. that’s weird she sounds better now…. I would have to search for their theme next week.

Riddler---OUT!!!! (since 2004) waheheh

Thursday, March 24, 2005

IDOL disaster and LOST again!

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No results today because of the accident that happened yesterday. No, no one was hurt and no there’s no blood related. Then what happened?

The last three numbers posted on the recap were wrong. Those of Mikalah, Anwar and Jessica. Due to this fact, the voting results will no longer be reliable. It was human error and it’s a big shot at the integrity of the whole voting process.

Because of this, Idol had a special episode, which unfortunately was not aired here in the Philippines. All they did on that episode was have them watch their performance and the judges get the chance to re-critique them.

The only scary thing about this whole re-voting is that the viewers may not feel the urge to vote again or that the usual people who vote may be unable to vote again. It’s pretty scary. Someone good may be eliminated because of this. I hope not. There’s only two to oust Scott and Mikalah.
Watch the results tomorrow Friday, 4 pm on Star World. Replays at 8 pm, 11:30 pm and 3:00 am. And 10 pm on ABC.

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So second episode, I caught it this time on its first airing. Well, a little less creepiness but it was still a little bone chilling. The ending in particular. I did saw an interview with the cast yesterday and its funny how Jack played by Matthew Fox sounds like a chipmunk. For a big guy his voice is really small.

Catch LOST every Thursday 9 pm on AXN

Tuesday, March 22, 2005

Burning IDOL....

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Idol is heating up the ratings… despite the fact that CSI is #1… this baby is less than a million away waheheh… Tonight’s theme is Billboard no. 1’s as I’ve so vociferously been talking ‘bout for the past week. So okay let the show begin!!!!!!!!!!

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First on our list is the Aiken-wannabe.. yup, it’s Anthony and his song is the sign of what’s to come… I know you’re waiting for him but I’m not… well, sometimes I am but mostly I don’t cuz more often than not he disappoints me…. This week, I’m agreeing with Simon, but that’s initial judgment. Maybe the song can grow on me after a few replays….

Verdict: Okay

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There’s just one thing I would like to point out, I’m wondering what ever happened to the phrase “we save the best for last” isn’t that the usual thing they follow? Then what the fuck happened? Why is Carrie all alone at no. 2??? She deserves that final slot more than anybody else tonight, that’s as prediction after her mind-blowing performance… you gotta love this girl (excluding the hair though).. we’ll see if my calculation was right.. we’ll see… for the meantime, Simon did a much bolder prediction, I’m not going as far as that, but I sure agree and hope she’ll sell more records than any idol ever!!!!! Hope he didn’t jinx it… and oh, but her question, when can she get me alone??? Anytime baby!!!! Carrie + me = us… wahhehe

Verdict: Best

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Where are the other pigs? That poor capped and glassed piglet is singing all alone. Oh, now he removes his cheap cap, oh, and now he got rid of those glasses. Oh!!!! It’s Scott. With a body like that, how can I possibly miss him? Well it’s most definitely Against All Odds for him tonight and my money’s on Simon’s…. dial up the no. of the slaughtering house..

Verdict: Worse

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Now here’s one guy who I think is nearing that level of Fantasia’s overratedness. Not that it’s a bad thing, hell yah it’s a bad thing. Look at what happened to Bo-Bo’s album… tsk..tsk… it may happen to BO too wahehe...he really should have asked the time be put in a bottle after that duller than life performance….

Verdict: Mediocre

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The first time I heard that Nikko’s singing Incomplete, I panicked. Even if he sings it really, really well, it may backfire since it’s very recent. I just pray that the tux and Paula’s all over the place performance will help to jab up his votes…

Verdict: Good

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Here’s another weird choice for me, but I gotta say… Vonzell starts to appear as the silent killer / underdog / dark horse in this competition. Unlike Latoya, she got the personality and the charm to win the crowd aside from her singing prowess. Baby, you got the best of my love!!!

Verdict: Better

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And so does he… wahehehe…. Now this one is not just a weird choice but song as well, and the outfit was outright down with iti think i love you is from the Partridge family, but Constantine looked more like a member of the Adams family… waheheh

Verdict: Okay

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Somebody is beginning to fall. Nadia just might be sent home sooner than I predicted and I won’t and will never be surprised. She’s way to hyped for me and time after time I’ve said it… this is a singing competition and that voice ain’t gonna hold-up long enough… take my word for it… didn’t love the performance but I love the hair!!!! Go jump into the cockpit!

Verdict: Bad

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It’s not as bad as Simon put it, however, it was the worst of the 11 (or Scott’s). Poor Mikalah, I’m actually starting to feel for her especially since she started to look really good and not annoying. I wish she won’t be sent home tomorrow but I do hope they send her home soon,,, this ain’t good for her… she may commit something… love will lead you back even if you already made the byebye sign.. well, according to my impaired senses..

Verdict: Worst

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This was last year’s first final 12 performance courtesy of Latoya… and now it’s gonna be sang by, guess who??? Yup! Anwar! Now I dunno what went on his mind but I sure hope it won’t come back next week. This gotta be the oddest choice. Not that he didn’t manage to pull it off, but it’s akin to suicide. C’mon Chaka Khan??? Ain’t nobody’s gonna pull that one off as good… oh, boi, sure hope it won’t get him…. and some are saying that he’s gay… well, that may explain the song choice but my senses weren’t as up when I saw Clay so I don’t know… we’ll see… but the initial signs are there….

Verdict: Good

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Yup, two things were confirmed after this total eclipse of my heart. First, is that Billboard no. 1’s according to Idol Thesaurus is synonymous to 80’s. More than half of them sang songs from this decade. Second, that Carrie should have been last cuz she was the best. Jessica did a fine performance and sadly I missed the comments but I think she could have done better.

Verdict: Good

That’s your show tonight… hope you didn’t puke over the copious kisses shared by the to judges…. Man, it was a very nice night for everyone, except Mikalah and Scott of course and surprisingly, Randy was relatively nice…. And somehow even Cowell. How will the votes turn out? Who reached the flying kisses of Vonzell? And who got greased up by Scott’s cap? And who’s saying goodbye forever? We’ll find out soon… here on Idol

Riddler OUT!

Riddler’s ranking:

1) Carrie
2) Vonzell
3) Nikko
4) Anwar
5) Jessica
6) Anthony
7) Constantine
8) Bo
9) Nadia
10) Scott
11) Mikalah

RED -the Bottom three….

Who should go:
Mikalah
Who might go:

Scott
Who will go:

Mikalah


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Well, I’m sad to tell you that Susan and Patrick, the mother and son team, has both been eliminated from the race. It’s sad, but that’s life… somebody’s gotta go…
I’m not sure if Rob and Amber came first, the last time I checked they were head to head with the brothers…. Greg and something.

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Man, don’t that two have luck on their sides… and to Lynn and Alex, I’m hating you more and more and more… hahaha!!! It was fun to see your faces after Rob and Amber by a nose was able to board the first plane to Buenos Aires… hahahahah!!!!! Survive that!!!!!

Saturday, March 19, 2005

such a great LOST!!!

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Finally after missing the pilot episode of LOST, by accident I caught it in AXN this morning. Waheheh. Man, it was something! Totally JJ Abrams material. It’s Survivor meets Jurassic Park.

The story revolves around a plane that accidentally or may not accidentally crashed into a remote island; I predict there’s something more to what happened than a machine failure. Jack, a professional doctor who just happens to be drop-dead gorgeous is the lead character in the story, which is exactly what you need in a suspense/adventure show. He had a connection with the girl whose name I forgot. Together with them is a lost hobbit Dominic Monaghan who plays Charlie, a bassist for a band. The three of them bravely tried to find the head of the plane and encountered something beyond they belief.

If you watch Alias you’ll stumble upon two familiar faces. The best bud of Vaughn and the former CIA director. What surprises me about this one; despite the somewhat cheesiness of the writing is the effectiveness of the thrilling scenes. I was totally crept out. And it doesn’t feel like a TV series at all it looks more like a movie.

Watch lost every primetime Thursday on AXN.

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Hai…. Survivor sucks… Angie has been voted off… God damn it I hate James so much. He should be the one voted off. I hate him so much. Good thing Bobby and Step is still there. How unfortunate the Ulong tribe is. Man, I dop hope they win something soon. And I’m irritated by some of the Koror members. Hmpf! I hope the survivor will not be from there tribe. Hate them. Grrrrrrr…

lokal update....

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Mulawin’s done and in case you still don’t know, Darna is going to replace the series with the very beautiful Angel Locsin, I think that Darna shouldn’t be that fair skinned that’s why I thought Iza Calzado was a brilliant choice, but I like Angel so I let it pass.

GMA is still on Top with three of its primetime shows reaching more than 40% the past week. Full House is now ahead of Stairway to Heaven reaching a record high of 42% for a Koreanovela. I guess Jenny’s wits and beauty is really that fun to watch. In case you don’t know I don’t really see it or any show in our local TV except maybe for 24 oras and Extra Challenge.

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Vidyoking’s all-Pinoy videos were a mere flaunt. Apparently they’re showing foreign ones as well. I guess that explains the dwindling ratings against an anime rerun. They totally got knockout.

I never thought I’d say this, but Spirits is getting better and that arrogant John Wayne can act. I just hope he learns his lesson before he end up as another could have been. Direk Chito have a good thing goin but he should be careful cuz he tends to overdo it sometimes. Keep up the good work, even if I only catch a glimpse of it every week.

For the latest TV ratings click here.

Thursday, March 17, 2005

The Eleven is the new Twelve

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This is it! The first casualty of the final twelve will finally be revealed. But first, it is a requirement to show everything that transpired yesterday. As if the 28 million viewers of this show (in US alone) need to be reminded of the awful performances of Mikalah and Lindsey.

After the time travel Seacrest introduced the Idols in their first ever song collab and they’re singing "When you tell me that you love me". Now who thought of that? What kind of a knucklehead are you??? Anyways, we have no choice but to listen to them as they belt out one line at a time. I did love the fact that Carrie got the chance to sing more than anybody else. I did find the wedding ring at the end quite weird? Who’s ring was it?????????????

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Enough for the sweeties it’s time to send somebody home. Everyone braced themselves as the gelled man go to them one by one. And as predicted Lindsey is part of the bottom three. Moment of truth for the hog, I know he’s not leaving that night but I kinda thought he might be in the bottom 3, it sucks---he wasn’t! Mikalah was the next one, no surprise there. And finally Ms Piggy was called and I was not too surprised but her grandma was. She was desperately trying to boo, ah.. hello! Granny! Your grand daughter is just walking to the center of the stage and your booing your heart out?! It must have sucked to be Jess at that moment.

Simon was asked of what he thought. And humbly and without any signs of being conceited, he said “I think the people are listening to me”. Beat that! Wahehehe. So okay it’s time to set somebody free from her misery. And it’s…drumroll pls…. Jessica. Now, who would have guess that?! And yeah, the granny was so delighted.

And so who among the two roses are going, oh, wait, what’s that shining thing on Mikalah’s belt, ah okay, a STAR, ha, she’s not one so she just wears one. Clever girl! And fortunate she is. Yup, Lindsey got axed. Ha, poor girl. She’s so pretty and her voice is so scary. What a combination! On her send off performance she tried to leave with grace, luckily, they cut it off before she got the chance to finish the song. Whew!

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And oh, still no definite reason why Mario left. I don’t wanna think nasty but I’m kinda leaning towards the theory that he didn’t wanna be tied to the contract and he just wanted a little exposure from the show. That it was all planned from the very beginning and he’s planted by some recording company. Unless they site the “serious personal reason” I am stickin’ up with this. He did the Top 10 on The Late Show with David Letterman about the reasons he quit idol. He walked out after the fifth reason. He said “screw this, I'm quitting this one too” or something to that effect.

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Just when you thought that Rob can’t possibly get more conniving and crazy, he does something totally off the map. He stole Debbie and Bianca’s cab and quit a challenge. I gottta give him props for the balls to do that and his stupidity can sometimes be viewed as wisdom.

Unlike Reichen and Chip, Lynn and Alex pisses me off like that hog from Idol. They suck figuratively and literally. The mother and son team is sure worth routing for. In case you didn’t notice, this season, it feels like the contestants are calmer and more restrained.

Debbie and Bianca are gone. And I honestly couldn’t care less.

Just around the corner.....

Victoria is such a character. HAHAHAHAH!!! She’s terribly funny, though I find her show a little bit trying so hard to be the Osborunes specifically her sons, she definitely have some wits of her own. I enjoy her greatly. Growing up Gotti is every Wednesday at 8:30 on Star World immediately after IDOL.

You know how the MMDA uses that video trafficking devices, I saw this Life and Style show headed by Jules Asner on the Lifestyle Channel. They featured this man who had this ingenious idea of spraying something shiny on his plates so that the camera won’t be able to catch all the numbers. It’s not illegal---yet. So go ahead and try it here. I’m sure Bayani won’t mind, anything shiny and as girly as the color pink surely blends with his taste. And this show is trying so hard to be anti-Oprah. I wish them luck.

On MYX Presents this week… the girl with the voice of an angel… Sarah Maclachlan.

Wednesday, March 16, 2005

Back to the 60's

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Idol is back, less Mario Vasquez but plus Nikko Smith. We’re back in the time when Cher was still with Sonny; Elvis was truly a decade ago and TV ain’t a necessity but obviously it is nowadays and IDOL is one of the reasons for it.

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To kick things off, we present flowery piggy. Well I like Jessica more now and started to realize that she really is good after reviewing a couple of her performances. However, the star potential ain’t there yet except for something fitted for a feeds commercial.

Verdict: Good

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We have two bois in this competition. Our first boi is the man with a house that is not a home Anwar Robinson. I agree with Randy that it was a little safe and supple primarily because the signature belts are nowhere to be found but Simon put it perfectly when he said that he’s already proven what he can do so there’s no need for hardcore spellbinding performances. He looks so great too. Besides it’s the first night, the line out is pretty crowded already, there’s no room for him. I hope this won’t fire back.

Verdict: Good

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I was watching American Idol right? What the hell is a gypsy doing in the stage? And she’s singing something about the son of a preacher man. Oh, it’s Mikalah, ha! She looks better, as if her moles have decreased but the dress, man it’s awful. The performance was definitely off par Camile’s rendition.

Verdict: Worst

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Somebody made me so happy! It’s none other than the tallest guy that ever graced the Idol stage. Constantine is wearing blue long sleeves with the first button undone, enough to make any teens scream in excitement (both girls and gays). I was surprised that he can hit that high note, ha, at least he finally had the chance to shut off some of his strong detractors. What you gonna say now, ha?!

Verdict: Better

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Remember Kimberley Caldwell from Idol 2? How about Fantasia Burrito? I mean Barrino? They have something in common with Lindsey. Yup, they all knocked on wood, however it seems that the door was shut off the face of the latter. Poor Louisiana girl, don’t worry there’s a lot more jobs available for you. You can be a model, or if you still want something to with your voice, do radio commercials, but apply for male parts.
At least I didn’t say that the 30 million people simultaneously lowered down the volume of the TV sets! I shut it off! Nah, just kiddin’!

Verdict: Worse

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Honestly speaking, I can do a better version of this song. I love and live by this song and I cannot accept the fact that some tennis player sounding Aiken-wannabee sang this song. If it is gonna be Anthony’s head, breaking up will not be so hard to do. Ha! All black with that glasses. Go back to the Xmas party (asmentioned by Cowell) or to the hotel (as said by (Jackson) you came from!

Verdict: Bad

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I’ve always had a problem with Nadia’s singing. The first time I hear it; I always feel that it’s just okay, nothing special except maybe last week. This week, I’ve just heard better versions of You don’t have to say you love me, and most of them don’t include the desperate need for air in the last part. I don’t think she’s a steak, neither is she a burger, she’s the fries (corny!).

Verdict: Okay

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The mustache is gone and he’s looking better. Bo rides on a spinning wheel and gets the engine going. But I kinda have the same problem with him like with Nadia. I dunno why but it requires a lot of getting used to for me to appreciate it. Guess, he really should be a recording star.

Verdict: Okay

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I was terribly scared for Vonzell in the beginning but I am so glad that she managed to pull off that last note. She may have some problems cuz the people may not quite be aware of what she sang and Cowell is right as well, she’s kinda staying in the middle all the time, if she don’t do something brilliant pretty soon she’s gonna leave soon. But it was a pretty risky song to take that I definitely salute her for. Anyone who had a heart will definitely vote for her.

Verdict: Good

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The hog is back and he’s in brown. George did so much better and I don’t need to explain no more how disgusted I am with his man and I just pray he leaves tomorrow to spare me the burden of having to see his wicked face one more time. Ain’t too proud to beg, but please take him out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! By the way, did you see how difficult it was for him to climb up the stairs? Wahahahaah!!!!

Verdict: Mediocre

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Carrie don’t need to ask when she will be loved cuz I loved her the first time I laid my eyes on her and I am not turning back. She did seem a little awkward but that last note deserves more credit than what Paula and Randy gave. Despite the fact that the neck accessory she’s wearing is plain absurd, Simon said it right that she knows what she is and she definitely does. She’s country and it sounded redneck. Kudos! My dear.

Verdict: Good

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Our second boi is back and thank God your back cuz I want you back. It was a good performance, however, if the cotton buds served me right, Nikko squealed on the “you in his arms”. I’ll let it pass no worries.

Verdict: Good

Who might be expelled?
Lindsey

Who should be expelled?
Mikalah

Who will be expelled?
Mikalah