Back to the 60's

Idol is back, less Mario Vasquez but plus Nikko Smith. We’re back in the time when Cher was still with Sonny; Elvis was truly a decade ago and TV ain’t a necessity but obviously it is nowadays and IDOL is one of the reasons for it.



To kick things off, we present flowery piggy. Well I like Jessica more now and started to realize that she really is good after reviewing a couple of her performances. However, the star potential ain’t there yet except for something fitted for a feeds commercial.

Verdict: Good



We have two bois in this competition. Our first boi is the man with a house that is not a home Anwar Robinson. I agree with Randy that it was a little safe and supple primarily because the signature belts are nowhere to be found but Simon put it perfectly when he said that he’s already proven what he can do so there’s no need for hardcore spellbinding performances. He looks so great too. Besides it’s the first night, the line out is pretty crowded already, there’s no room for him. I hope this won’t fire back.

Verdict: Good



I was watching American Idol right? What the hell is a gypsy doing in the stage? And she’s singing something about the son of a preacher man. Oh, it’s Mikalah, ha! She looks better, as if her moles have decreased but the dress, man it’s awful. The performance was definitely off par Camile’s rendition.

Verdict: Worst



Somebody made me so happy! It’s none other than the tallest guy that ever graced the Idol stage. Constantine is wearing blue long sleeves with the first button undone, enough to make any teens scream in excitement (both girls and gays). I was surprised that he can hit that high note, ha, at least he finally had the chance to shut off some of his strong detractors. What you gonna say now, ha?!

Verdict: Better



Remember Kimberley Caldwell from Idol 2? How about Fantasia Burrito? I mean Barrino? They have something in common with Lindsey. Yup, they all knocked on wood, however it seems that the door was shut off the face of the latter. Poor Louisiana girl, don’t worry there’s a lot more jobs available for you. You can be a model, or if you still want something to with your voice, do radio commercials, but apply for male parts.
At least I didn’t say that the 30 million people simultaneously lowered down the volume of the TV sets! I shut it off! Nah, just kiddin’!

Verdict: Worse



Honestly speaking, I can do a better version of this song. I love and live by this song and I cannot accept the fact that some tennis player sounding Aiken-wannabee sang this song. If it is gonna be Anthony’s head, breaking up will not be so hard to do. Ha! All black with that glasses. Go back to the Xmas party (asmentioned by Cowell) or to the hotel (as said by (Jackson) you came from!

Verdict: Bad



I’ve always had a problem with Nadia’s singing. The first time I hear it; I always feel that it’s just okay, nothing special except maybe last week. This week, I’ve just heard better versions of You don’t have to say you love me, and most of them don’t include the desperate need for air in the last part. I don’t think she’s a steak, neither is she a burger, she’s the fries (corny!).

Verdict: Okay



The mustache is gone and he’s looking better. Bo rides on a spinning wheel and gets the engine going. But I kinda have the same problem with him like with Nadia. I dunno why but it requires a lot of getting used to for me to appreciate it. Guess, he really should be a recording star.

Verdict: Okay



I was terribly scared for Vonzell in the beginning but I am so glad that she managed to pull off that last note. She may have some problems cuz the people may not quite be aware of what she sang and Cowell is right as well, she’s kinda staying in the middle all the time, if she don’t do something brilliant pretty soon she’s gonna leave soon. But it was a pretty risky song to take that I definitely salute her for. Anyone who had a heart will definitely vote for her.

Verdict: Good



The hog is back and he’s in brown. George did so much better and I don’t need to explain no more how disgusted I am with his man and I just pray he leaves tomorrow to spare me the burden of having to see his wicked face one more time. Ain’t too proud to beg, but please take him out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! By the way, did you see how difficult it was for him to climb up the stairs? Wahahahaah!!!!

Verdict: Mediocre



Carrie don’t need to ask when she will be loved cuz I loved her the first time I laid my eyes on her and I am not turning back. She did seem a little awkward but that last note deserves more credit than what Paula and Randy gave. Despite the fact that the neck accessory she’s wearing is plain absurd, Simon said it right that she knows what she is and she definitely does. She’s country and it sounded redneck. Kudos! My dear.

Verdict: Good



Our second boi is back and thank God your back cuz I want you back. It was a good performance, however, if the cotton buds served me right, Nikko squealed on the “you in his arms”. I’ll let it pass no worries.

Verdict: Good

Who might be expelled?
Lindsey

Who should be expelled?
Mikalah

Who will be expelled?
Mikalah