the HEAT is back!!!!!

You’re back in Idol with your ever-reticent and ungrateful censor of no standing. However, I still am the writer and you’re the reader… live with it!



As usual, Ryan showed the picture of the recent casualties ended by Aloha’s textbook open-mouth photo. The ceaselessly nicely done Ryan is wearing a pants too south for us to endure. He asked Cowell whether the results were fair and he said (I think particularly pointing out to Melinda Lira) that it’s stupid to say that they got ousted because they didn’t get as much exposure as the others did. Well, that’s how the system works?! Didn’t you see last season how much airtime they invested for Fantasia so people will be impelled to vote for her? I didn’t see no La Toya back then. Good thing she did a mind blowing “All by myself” which suited her position. And Randy well, he pretty much ate everything he said on the first week of eliminations, song choice is important but now he’s saying even if you picked the bad songs you just gotta sing it. That was rough dawg!



Topic for today is idol and their birth signs. First stop, the face that can launch a thousand consumed plates; none other than Scott. He’s a Taurus but he’s more of the Hogrus, the brother of the Pigrus sign. And I don’t think there will be someone brave enough to stop him, with that looks? Ah-ah. His choreography made me sick to my stomach: the hand signals, the shades thang and the 5 seconds final pose. He sucks BIGtime. And if he thinks that the audience would give him sympathy votes after he said “it’s alright, that’s his opinion”, he got it all wrong. You ain’t no sugar pie, honey bunch hawg!!!

Verdict: Bad



Bo, Bo, Bo is in trouble this week. I don’t think people will buy that I’ll be stuff. People may think the judges are starting to sell him too much and may cause his early sprint off the competition. He said he’s a Scorpio and the reports are right, he’s a certified wedding singer.

Verdict: Mediocre



Ukraine boy Anthony is a Taurus as well but he looks more like a character from Finding Nemo. He picked a really weird song. That’s Clay’s edge over him, he picked better songs but he’s a better dancer. Simon put it perfectly when he leveled his macho Latin flare from that of a polar bear. Cowell is surely glad he got you.

Verdict: Okay



The also-Taurus Nikko, never came up with the wrong choice or notes and he sure ain’t doing that as well this time. He’s trying to do a Jamie Foxx which I relentlessly pray works. Even if he looks like your next-door choir leader/pastor, he’s definitely still on my mind.

Verdict: Better



I love Travis (Aries) for reasons of my own but I gotta say this was a bad performance. Not appalling but bad. C’mon Bobby Brown? He can do so much better than that! Plus, he’s wearing suspenders and doing beat box and some April Boy Regino. C’mon boy we’re watching every little step you take!

Verdict: Bad

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Mario Vasquez is a Gemini and this time he’s showing his other side, the one with the goofball looking hair. Garfield is on your tail. How can you mend a broken root? I don’t know but I did notice how Justin-like he really is and how he’s kinda holding back when he sang the song. I loved how Cowell put it, “it’s like the first time the daughter will let his boyfriend meet his father” everything needs to be so discreet. That I barely am.

Verdict: Good



The only Virgo Constantine, stop screaming! I said Virgo not virgin. Every little thing he does is certainly magic. It was not that brilliant but he certainly don’t seem to ooze out of charisma. I thought the whole performance was verging on something but I definitely didn’t find it as a bad impersonation of Sting. Bad Cowell!

Verdict: Good



The last Taurus of the night is Anwar. Yes, he may look like your carabao next farm, but he’s the best thing this season has ever seen. He’s definitely a music teacher. He made these songs so spanking new in sound that I might as well choose it to be the only rendition. Though I thought he was a tall girl because of that dress and his hair arrangement, I’d still love to be the puppy he performs with on stage. What a wonderful Anwar!

Man! The Idol Heat is back. How I wish I can vote…. 1-866-IDOLS-08!!!!

Who might be expelled?
Anthony and Bo

Who should be expelled?
Scott and Travis

Who will be expelled?
Scott and Travis

You’ll never know. All the time, I missed one; Judd on the first week and David on the second week (for the will be expelled). If I’m wrong I just hope Travis will be the one saved.



Before I end, I also saw The Tonight Show and Robin Williams was there. Man! He’s gotta be one of the funniest guys on earth. He was so good. And Jay Leno has grown in me. Just in case you’re wondering.