For the first time in a very long time since the season started, Ryan actually looked invigorated… I love the color, but I know you’re not here for that, so we better get this one started…
But first what is this week’s theme??? Ryan showed a couple of baby pictures, and our boi Anwar, ingenuously guessed that they’re going to sing nursery rhymes… oh, I felt that he really thought they were gonna sing nursery rhymes… he’s funny…. So what is it really? Well, it’s the songs from their birth years…
To kick things off, Nadia came wearing a red Valentino-like couture which I found much, much better than her awfully dull performance… well, maybe I’m exaggerating, but she just didn’t connect with the audience and that’s simply because she chose a really, really popular song, as in even Randy haven’t heard of it. Simon called it an appalling choice and the performance as the ever-catchy musical wallpaper: it’s there you saw it but you don’t remember, even when I dream, so she better pray the audience liked her answer on Ryan’s Q&A portion, I felt like we were on a beauty contest all of a sudden…. World peace… she was born in 1977 just in case you wanted to know…
Verdict: Mediocre
Bogart’s next, I mean Bo, was born in 1975, he’s the oldest together with the other rocker... he sang like a free bird but the eagle background just plain sucked…. Simon’s right, Bo’s kinda not capitalizing on what we has, I did react the same way he predicted people reacted…. “what the hell was that” only there was “fucking” between “the” and “hell”. I’m intrigued to find out how long this roaming around the stage frolics will keep him…..
Verdict: Okay
Our boi Anwar, is singing another girl song, hmm… this is kinda starting to turn into a habit ha??? Good thing it was an original by Manilow and Warwick only revived it in ’79. Man if you just saw how much I was praying when he started singing that he won’t falter during the beginning... and thank God he made it through…. I did miss the numerous high notes down to the conclusion but it’s fine I’m sure he’ll give it again some other time… Simon’s kinda smelling what our boi’s trying to do, staying in the middle, safe and all, preparing for the homestretch… I do feel that he got something up his sleeve, I know I’ll never love this way again but he’s really cute today… maybe the unbuttoned shirt did the trick…
Verdict: Better
Miracle happens, although I do not believe that this is actually his best performance at least the judges finally liked Anthony… hai…. Everytime you go away after the show I fear for your life, but this week I feel that you’ll be safe unless we have the aftermath of bad reviews haunting you down… nah, you’ve been here since ’85 I don’t think they’ll come this week, maybe next, let’s cross our fingers shall we?
Verdict: Good
Another great performance says Randy, well, I second that for Vonzell baby…. Man, even if she was in the bottom three last week she just brings it on and I mean brrrrriiinnngggg it!!!!!!!! Let’s here it for the girl, cuz she deserves it, hope America won’t be as tone deaf as last week… she was born two years ahead of me in ’84… Vonzell or Nadia??? Need I mention who???
Verdict: Better
Is this hog hearing himself???? I mean itself???? You’re the rocker??? Maybe if you’ve said I was the pet pig I would have believed you and what do you know even respect you! Paula is crazy just like you… I hope she’s gone and so are you… go back to ‘76, maybe there your attitude will be acceptable. I’m pretty sure Simon wanted to take back the “you’re nice” comment he made before he went ballistic defending his fat ass…. Yeah, that fat ass is on the line, include hall and oates if you like!!! you're going down piggy!!!!
Verdict: Bad
Oh my God, the Goddess has come down from her kingdom…. Carrie looked stunning tonight, I’ve always noticed this, she resembles Alicia Silverstone a lot!!!! And right now that she straightened up the hair together with that revealing dress, they can be twins…. Love is a battlefield for many, for the Idols, it is the stage and I think Carrie did fine on it… But somehow she did seem like a kitten trying to be a tiger…. Just be foxy lady….
Verdict: Good
Since he’s the last. Any hope of his detractors that he’ll be out soon is surely off now. He sang The Bohemian Rhapsody and man was it some performance. I’m seeing another Rob Thomas in the making. I did thought Carnie Wilson was actually part of the backup, since when they showed them on the TV, she was exactly her size… I gotta give the director props for the wonderful shots on this one, it felt like a dream… he was that good….
Verdict: Best
It was a good show if you ask me…. The contestants are very fortunate that the themes this year are far, far easier than last year’s… it’s sad though cuz up to now there ain’t no guest judges still…. I thought Paul McCartney was supposed to guest this year???? Damn, let’s all pray that the pig be butchered tomorrow... it’s been a long time coming and it must come now!!!!!!
Riddler---OUT!!!!
Riddler’s ranking:
1) Constantine (WOW!!! 2x in a row)
2) Vonzell
3) Anwar
4) Carrie
5) Anthony
6) Bo
7) Nadia
8) Scott
RED --- should be on the Bottom three….
Who should go:
Scott
Who might go:
Nadia - first performer and an unknown song--- tsk..tsk...
Who will go:
Scott - PLEEAAASSSEEE!!!!!!!!!